They are planning a take over...

Unhappy about the state of food, lack of tuna and hot cooked meals 3 times a day, they are planning a take over and I have photographic proof!

Just after the meeting in my tshirt drawer was called to order...

Bert was in on it too, he just didn't want to have the evidence against him...

Oh Bertie, what have they done to you! You were my ally! You snuggle up to me and keep me warm at night and now you've turned on me too.

Now I know to sleep with one eye open and watch the evil posse.